Girl To Baba Ramdev: If I kiss a Boy What WillHappen
Baba: Narak Mein Jaogi...
Girl: Acchha Aapko Kiss Kiya Toh?
Baba: Chalak Ladki, Swarg Mein Jana Chahti Hai...
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Einstein: relativity kya Hai?
Bappu: Aapni Daddy Ke Saath 1 Min bitao, Lagta hai 1 Ghanta Beet Gaya...
Sundar Ladki Ke Saath 1 Ghanta Beetao, Lagega ki Sirf 1 Min- hi Hua Hai...
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Raju Ek Saadhu Se: Baba, Meri patni Mujhe Bahut Pareshaan Karti Hai.
Kripya Koi Uppaai Bataiyee...
Saadhu: Beta..Upaai Hota, To Kya Mein Saadhu Banta??!!
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Most Interesting Lines on T-Shirt of a Girl....
"Excuse Me! My Face is 6 inch Above From The Place You Are Looking at..."
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Girl: Agar Mein Mar Jau Toh Tum Kya Karoge...?
Boy: Mai Bhi Mar Jaunga...!
Girl: Itna Pyaar Karte Ho?
Boy: Nahi, Kabhi-Kabhi Zyada Khusi Bhi Jaan Le Leti Hai...
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